Monday, November 11, 2019

Common Sense

A nice conversation about the existence of our God...

Professor: I heard you just won the YouTube Gold Award. Is that true?

Mark Angel: Yes sir.

Professor: Wow! You people are really trying oh.

Mark Angel: Thank you, sir. It's God oh. It's God that is doing everything for us, sir.

Emanuella: Yes sir it's God.

Professor: God? Which God?

Emanuella: Our God.

Professor: Your God... Where is your God?

Emanuella: Our God is in heaven.

Professor: Can you see your God?

Emanuella: No.

Professor: Can you touch your God?

Emanuella: No.

Professor: Then, there is no God.

Emanuella & Company: Ehhh???

Professor: Science has proven it... that anything you cannot see or touch does not exist. So.. you don't have a God!!!

Mark Angel: But sir...

Professor: Are you a graduate? I am a professor.

Emanuella: Professor! Excuse me. How do you know there is no God?

Professor: Common sense. I use my sense.

Emanuella: Where is your sense?

Professor: My sense is up here.

Emanuella: Can you see your sense?

Professor: No.

Emanuella: Can you touch your sense?

Professor: No.

Emanuella: That means there is no sense.

Professor: Hmmm?

Emanuella: Yes! Because.. according to science.. anything you cannot see or touch does not exist. So.. you don't have sense!!! LOL...



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